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How simple is simple

July 7th 2009 02:23
Braving the winter storms and mind blowing non orgasmic winds in Bondi has been a regular occurrence as of late not to mention wondering what to wear every morning without looking as if you've put on 10kg overnight has become quite a mission in itself. So as I leave my loving abode in the middle of the day with scarves wrapped up so tight i have become accustomed to a triple neck, i am suddenly stopped in my tracks by the overwhelming amount of people that think they can get away with wearing singlets and non existent shoes during the coldest times of the year! Not only were they not British backpackers who may be excused at thinking that 14 degrees is a nice summers day where the wind is blowing and the air is crisp, but its the so called 'cool kids', on the block who have a reputation of setting current trends and pushing the boundaries on the richter scale of how drunk is drunk??? haha It seems to be the ultimate question for them the next morning and if they cant remember they MUST of had a good night... Oh how life is simple for the simple.....



Kat


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so very toight!!!!

January 16th 2008 04:24
One small step for man, one giant leap out of tight ass jeans... Originating from the skater boy, who lived next door, to the old guy who catches my bus home every night. The epidemic of the tight clad aura streams from all ages and sizes... A vision without escapism, that glides along the pathway in every direction BUT the fashion police. I may sound cynical and even downright mean but come on ladies, not only are the boys showing you up in the sizing department but their legs prob look a lot better in those jeans than ours do On that note a hypocritical statement arises; I too love those jeans from Nudie, to Ksubi from Cheap Monday to LEE, my eyes cavort to everything that is painted ever so tightly on the fleshy sticks of one... He, who wears them slouchy low, accompanying a white tee as if it were his girlfriend, oozes nothing more but sex appeal... all for one and one for all!!! Some may suggest conformity but. . . If you are willing to take an hour to zip that crotch and squeeze those buns, then u deserve a hand and a shake for sticking to a statement of fashion belief...


xo
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Knee it to me x

October 11th 2007 05:55
Knee high socks over or under is the newest trend to overcome a girl’s wardrobe. Started by some daring teenage clad club hopping fashionistas they are a force to be reckoned with. No more are they seen as a prostitute’s accessary but an acceptance of eclecticism in the big bad world of judgement. A piece more cynical than accepting it is becoming a staple; well maybe for some more famously made my Carrie Bradshaw the best dressed girl in the city full of enraging sex. Staring at a picture that seems so openly to advertise the new ‘Sex and the City’ movie, stands the character of Ms Bradshaw with socks pulled up so high your sure she must of lost her girdle but don’t let it fool you covering whatever naked leg she has is non other than covered with a grandpa styled cardigan and witch pointed patent ankle clinched boot. An outfit I’m definitely parading this weekend. To my curiosity of this cheap thrill trend I found the best site to order from :



Really Long Link check it out cheap and although from the US takes no time at all to send a sexy post man to your door























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A breeding frenzy....

October 2nd 2007 11:40
A glass of red and the opportunity to reminisce on the greener pastures of the long weekend became evident to be a good idea. As I sit here pondering of what hurt my eyes or outright blinded me one word comes to mind. Fluoro… Why is it that we can’t escape this phenomenon of bright colours? Unfortunately as hard as I try there seems to be no answer. Sunday was the perfect example of never ending flowing pinks, greens and yellows, like streamers at a gymnastics competition they were inescapable from mole- hills to mountains they progressed through all ages. If you didn’t want to lose your girlfriend this was the perfect way, cause she was sure to glow in the dark! A sad factor is that everyone looked pretty much the same, it dawned on me that this event promoted young adventures perched way up high on shoulders or standing on wheelie bins like in the case of moi the fashion stakes were definitely not something to be awarded. As the night drew near and I had to wind down in order to stroll back to work, I came across a group of kids who not only progressed throughout the music genre aka bopping along to the infamous Justice but who also lived to be different in order to portray their so called individuality yet to some they are plainly seen as a majority, kids who are simply bred by the scene. There was this one boy who exuberated the art of cool who stood out from the crowd. Although I may be bias because he was the apple of my eye he wore something that was not only daring but also outright explosive. From shoes that you could only find in your grandfathers closet to mc hammer ankle pants, a look deserving of a medal and with a quick glimpse you could almost forget about the music and stand there starry eyed, mind baffled by the confidence of this look.
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Style urself silly...

September 24th 2007 09:38
Summer is hitting us right on our swanky heels, whether they are sandals or our last year stored platforms. The sun is shining in the right direction, creating a fashion eclipse of paradox. One minute, it’s all high-wasted the next its tutti fruity ballerina skirts. Since when have we stopped throwing variety into the forum of how we dress to go out on Saturday nights? Have we missed this week’s class of conformity??? Ha… The question is why haven’t we missed the class? Everywhere I look all I seem to come across are the same looking outfits on the same kind of girl’s week and week out. Variety is the key to fun and adventure so get those knee high socks out and raid your grandma’s wardrobe, and if that does not tickle you then why not just express your inner lovely. Wondering if I was the only one to feel neglected from this group, I decided to cause a ruckus in my roommate’s room, annoying her to the brink of subject discussion. She finally caved in and due to a not so subtle obsession with her wardrobe and presentation, I sat there ears perked up looking like a dog begging for a juicy bone. Being someone who has never been the focus of fashion peer pressure, she sets a standard of charisma and ease that it’s really hard to miss her effortless street chic. Busting her style as well as her mc vocals on the microphone she creates a blear eyed galaxy following her musical direction. For all those who know her, you will agree and for all those, who don’t well then, I guess you will just have to take my word for it. We both agree that over the last year Sydney has become the love-child of manufacturers and advertisements, as well as a consistent guru of what to wear around every corner of the city. Shops that evoke fluoro clad teens to magazines who, pile up celebrities against each other in the fashion stake out, yet most of them look the same. I laugh at this notion of conformity and if that is our calling we may as well be called ‘Dolly’ and follow in the footsteps of the first cloned sheep jumping from trend to trend as long as one person goes there first. Oh well, I guess I should praise all those who admire this concept, because of them at this very moment I do not feel so bad when mum calls me the black sheep in the family.
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The barbaric pounding of the dance floor is what exuberates coolness in the young at heart society whether you’re over the legal age or just trying to sneak in with your sibling's I.D. If you're super stylish the door entry is always free. As I profusely wandered the grounds of the well renowned epidemic of a Sunday event I watched the genres of music as well as fashion change right before my eyes, but first I had to re-check my get-up and see if I was indeed up to scratch and not suffering from any wardrobe malfunction. One, look in the mirror, two dirty make-up retouches, and three a pull at my extra high grandma stockings and I was good to go. Feeling a little intimidated by the stares and glances of every single girl that walked past me, I held my head up high and tried to forget that I was probably one of the older people there at the tender age of 22, something that is definitely in the minority now a days. The first thing that caught my eye was the extravagant array of colours left, right and centre purple gashes, blue and yellow rainbows all teamed up with sky high shorts or skirts so short that it should be illegal to leave the house in but to their defence “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” and they certainly did just that in a mental herd. After a number of stints as a fashion stylist, I dare say I hold some credibility in being able to differentiate between something Hot and not, but throughout the night I became aware that after a few drinks I might have become the only one. I am all for originality and I praise the art of quirk as long as it’s a page taken out of their own style and not the pages of a magazine. Five seconds later I was officially in love and swept off my feet, as I glanced across the room and like a slow motion picture I pushed through the crowds of fluoro to get a closer look at this wonderful creation. Consisting of nothing more than a cut off checked material in formation of a dress the detail of this outfit was impeccable from the buttons to the navy blue collar in collision with the miniscule white check. I approach my subject ever so gently trying not to be known as an obvious stalker, which is exactly what I was. Room to room I took on the role of hidden dragon crouching tiger a simile provoking an un subtle like effect even as I try to defend my purpose of doing so. I felt as if I was going to be arrested for obstruction of private space but I could not resist, as it was nothing I have ever seen before. So, what exactly captivated me so much you ask? Well let me paint you a picture in pastel colours. The girl herself stood tall and mighty, her flawless manner was captured as she sipped what looked like a vodka cranberry avoiding any spillage on her frock. It was obvious she knew she was well dressed so after taking a long awaited breath I decided to approach her with utter confidence, which was a total fraud. “Hey,” the first words I uttered. Wow how original I thought and quickly had to regain some smart and funny follow up. Fumbling for a few minutes we finally started chatting about her get up. Like a prized possession she delicately described to me how her mother made her dress, hand sawing every button and stitching for hours to make her hem into perfection, hmmm I felt almost at fault for buying my beaded outfit for $2.50 from the local St Vincent’s when right here in front of me was something that would of taken a lot of sweat and tears to create. Midst conversation without reason I yelled ‘How much?’ please I need to have it I really need it please, sounding like a junkie and sadly feeling like one I felt the extreme need to be the owner of it or die trying. A slight yet unsure laugh came out of her, obviously she had no idea if I was joking or not but between you and me I was 100% SERIOUS, she politely said no. I was shuttered but asked to touch the fabric anyway. So soft like a rich soufflé and for all those who are not familiar with that term just think of a hot warm apple pie from the movie if you know what I mean. Knee length it swayed with the wind the gold buttons down the smock like front reflected the adoring variety of light globes, the small blue and white check engulfed the entire creation from head to toe with just a speck of solid navy blue made evident around the cuffs and the priest like collar. Simple yet striking definitely not for the faint hearted but teamed with a pair of grey goose opaque stockings and your good to go but be warned you will be the centre of attention and an instant prey for fashion hungry creeps like me.

Kat


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